"Like the Decalogue,...

...but funny," is how director Mark Wain is quoted as describing The Ten in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly.

You know, I'm trying to think of a single sentence that would make me less inclined to go see a movie, and I'm having a rough time of it.

Possible candidates would probably include the phrases: "snuff film," "Mary-Kate and Ashley," "Deuce Bigalow" and, "Jar Jar Binks."